Are you currently a twin mom or a soon to be twin mom? Have you ever, just out of curiosity wondered what it was like to live that #TwinMomLife? From my personal twin mom experience, (and BOY has it been exciting) you don’t know that you’re officially in the secret Twin Mom Club until you’re actually living in it. Never in my life did I think that I would be a mommy to two perfect little boys that just happened to match! NEVER. They were my little surprise gift. A guest with a plus one that never RSVP’d. I was initially excited to be having twins, because uhm, hello? Twins are adorable. Then it started to really set in for me .. What the heck do I do with twins!? Is it really as hard as parents with singletons like to say, (It’s surprisingly not .. not all of the time by the way) or is it just going to be a brand new learning experience? I’m here to tell you what it’s REALLY like to be a mom of twins, and how to officially know that you’re a twin mom.
Pregnant Twin Mom
1. You’ve reached this weird celebrity status
Being pregnant with twins, I don’t know what it was, but I felt like I had reached this strange new level of fame. As if people, (strangers included) don’t like to invade a pregnant woman’s space enough. Imagine the amount of people I had to swat away for trying to touch my magical crystal ball into twin land. OH MY GOSH. “When are you due?” “What are you having?” The average mom knows what it feels like to be asked these questions. We automatically carry our cute little billboard bellies just open for Q&A, but as soon as you say, “Oh, there’s two.” Or “I’m having twins” the dynamic duo immediately gets the “Oohs” and “Ahhs”
2. You get to teach family and strangers about how babies are made
After the double trouble “Oohs” and “Ahhs”, you now get the privilege of educating family, friends, and strangers on exactly how you got it on, to hit the jackpot and multiplied with multiples. “How did this happen?” “Did you do IVF?” “What position got you here?” “Do twins run in the family?” Then you get to explain genetics! No exaggeration, I’ve been asked some really personal questions. Nobody asks so many personal questions when you’re only having one, because we all know how that happened, but having thing 1 and thing 2 growing inside you makes you like the world’s largest gumball, or the bearded lady. Which, I guess isn’t terrible if you’re a sharer. (I’m not lol) I always feel like I’m slowly being sucked into an awkward conversation that I can’t get out of.
3. When your ultrasound appointment (any kind of appointment really) takes 10 times longer because of twinny like activity
Now, I didn’t always mind my frequent appointments, and I obviously enjoyed my ultrasounds even more, BUT having appointment’s that last for days because your baby is playing hide and go seek .. behind your other baby? Not so much. NOT SO MUCH. Even worse trying to find a heartbeat, and then determine whose heartbeat belongs to whom. Even worse, having your twins take turns kicking at the heartrate monitor. After all, as if differentiating between mom and one baby wasn’t fun enough.
4. When your health insurance company keeps rejecting things as a “duplicate” bill
Seriously health insurance company? Seriously? They’re TWO people. Two people, same birthdays, different socials. I’ve had my share of twin woes with this one. Then once they get past this mishap, you start to get your hospital bills where Twin A in the hospital, isn’t Twin A on the insurance information so yet again, it won’t go through. Talk about a headache.
5. You can shop based on things like trunk space for your double stroller, or backseat space for two convertible car seats
New babies, means the possible need for a bigger car. This was a huge concern for me. I STILL think about this now. This for me is essential, because what ever would I do without my wonderful double stroller? I’m lucky to have a car that fits everything and everyone, but right before our twins came home we had to car shop. I was almost ready to literally crawl into a trunk if I needed to. I’m exaggerating .. Obviously, but you do what you’ve got to do.
Post Pregnancy Twin Mom (raising twin infants)
6. You find that you’re rocking this assembly line thing
Fun fact, I’m not just a twin mom. I’m actually a mom to Irish .. triplets? Yes, I know. That’s some serious momming right there. So I ultimately rock the hell out of the assembly line thing with or without the twins. Diaper, Diaper. Onesie Time, Onesie Time. Sleeper time, Sleeper time, zippp! AND don’t get even get me started on feeding. I was an exclusive pumper, and let me TELL YOU! Mastering the art of pumping, while also feeding two babies just to stay on a consistent feeding schedule made me feeling like the ultimate supermom. You couldn’t tell me nothin’!
• 6 ½ The fact that you even have an assembly line. BOOYAH!
7. You can change two diapers in the time it takes most moms to change one
When you have to start operating like a robot to keep up with demand, things like finding your superhero speed tend to kick in. Check them, wet. New diaper, under. Old diaper, off. Wipe, Wipe, Seal them up! It eventually just feels natural, like breathing.
8. When you get to your car (two non-walking babies in hand) and realize you’ll be opening the car door with your mind
This. Right. Here. My biggest struggle at hand was lugging around two infant carriers on a trip to the car. Now, the weight of carrying around two extra humans plus car seat weight soon became nothing, plus it’s a built in workout that’s great for your arms. Actually getting in and out of the house, and in and out of the car took some innovative thinking. Let’s be honest though, how innovative can you get? I always had to think of my game plan prior to starting my journey, always.
9. The fact that you can drive that damn double stroller like a BOSS
Trial and error mama, trial and error, but once you’re good, you’re GREAT. Like anything else with having multiple babies, you have to master the art of multitasking. Sure, you’ll run a few people off the road of the grocery store a few times, but that’s okay! Trial and error sweetheart. Soon you’ll be whipping that thing around corners, through doorways, in and out of elevators, like a BOSS.
10. When it’s time to pack a diaper bag to go somewhere, you feel like you’re packing for a vacation, just to go out for the day
Double trouble means double, well, everything! Double the bottles, double the amount of diapers and wipes, double the amount of baby foods, extra EXTRA spare outfits for spills and blow outs. You start to feel like you spend more time preparing for your outings than you actually do being out. Mom Tip, start to keep your diaper bag “packed” at all times. Keep essential things like diapers and wipes in them, so when it’s time to go out, all you have to do is a quick count of things, and add in whatever else is needed. Mom Tip #2, keep a spare bag or basket in your car with emergency baby items. You never know when you’ll forget something (it happens, and you will) and they’ll be needed.
Toddler Twin Mom (Hey, that’s me!)
11. When you typically don’t have photos of just one child because they’re always together
My twins share a bond like no other. They laugh at each other’s jokes (I don’t get them) they do everything together, and they even like to cuddle together *Inserts “Awwww” Inseperable twins, means very rare single photos.
• 11 ½ When you typically don’t have photos of BOTH children because they’re both ALWAYS going in different directions
12. When every sale you shop is BOGO
My twins are the best BOGO sale I’ve managed to catch, but my need for BOGO obviously didn’t stop there. BOGO pants, BOGO shirts, BOGO shoes. We have to buy for two kids, at one time. If I’m able to save some money, I’m all over it!
13. When shop for toys with the thought of whether this will be a shared toy or if you should just buy two and avoid the fighting
My twins are at the age where they’re adamant about what’s mine is mine. If I have it, it’s mine. If I put it down, and you pick it up, it’s still mine, because you know I was planning to come back to it. Don’t argue because then it’s like an all out Fight Club. *Inserts a longggg motherly eyeroll.
• 13 ½ When people look at you funny for buying 2 of the exact same thing for gifts for your kids
14. When you feed the need to shop in “evens”
With my daughter, I didn’t mind much that packs of socks, bottles, and blankets came in packs of 3. With my twins, it low key drives me looney. I don’t match them alike very often, but same things I like to buy them that actually match. Things are never even when it’s a back of 3 socks with 2 pairs of white socks, and one pair of black socks! Only. One. PAAAAIR! *Falls to my knees. So, then I have to suck it up and get more than one pack. Womp Womp.
15. When you feel like a sheep herder, but not a very good one
Did I mention that I’m a mother to Irish Triplets? Triplets? I guess that would be the better term. I herd little people all day long, but even when it’s just my twins and I they’re still going in completely opposite directions. You grab them both to sit them down, and one is right back up and going to the left. You grab the one that was exiting stage left and realize that the other one is already halfway off of the couch and ready to run off. I’m a terrible sheep dog.
The final and ultimate way to know that you have OFFICIALLY made it to the Twin Mom Club is something that you’ll come across at any stage. Your rightful passage of answering those typical “twin questions” and half smiling at those typical “twin remarks.”
“Yes, they are identical.” “No, they aren’t identical.”
“No, boy girl twins can’t be identical.” “Yes, I do know that they look a lot alike.”
“Yes, they are natural.” “Nope, never did IVF.” “Nope, no acrobatics in the bedroom.”
“NOPE, I didn’t eat pounds of sweet potatoes, or do the Hokey Pokey, or stand on my head to get them.”
“No we didn’t plan them.” (I never knew that was a thing with natural twins..)
“Yes, I do know we have our hands full.” “One hand, Two hands. One baby, Two babies.”
“And NO, you may not touch them. Thank you though.” Lol